The check works from Cloudflare’s network nearest you, the way a phone would, with a user agent that names this page. It reads your front page and finds the shop, one simple product and the checkout from it. It puts that product in a cart with the same add-to-cart link a customer clicks, in the throwaway session your store creates for every visitor, and it opens the checkout with that cart three times, timing each one; the median is the number and the three are printed. Each request waits eight seconds at most, follows three redirects at most, and reads a megabyte of HTML at most. The first byte is timed from the request leaving to the response’s headers arriving, which is web.dev’s definition: redirects, DNS, the connection, the request, the server’s work.
From the checkout’s HTML it reads what the page says back: its title and heading, the item and the total in the order review, the fields it asks, the payment and shipping methods it offers, whether there is a coupon field, an order-notes box, a terms box, a guest checkout. That is the proof it read your checkout and not your homepage. It also reads what the page shows: the paths under wp-content/plugins, which is what a plugin leaves when it ships a script or a style; the theme and its version; the WordPress and WooCommerce versions; a page builder and a caching plugin when they leave their marks; the payment gateway’s script; the host of every script, style, preconnect and frame that is not the store’s own; how many scripts and styles sit in the head and block the first paint; and the scripts I strip on a speed sprint. It keeps the words and the counts and throws the HTML away.
The verdict is three words. The server, when the checkout’s first byte is past 800 ms (web.dev’s line), or past a second (mine: nothing in the browser saves it then), or when the checkout arrived from a cache, which WooCommerce’s own documentation says it must not. The list, when the first byte is fine and the page shows more than 32 plugins or loads more than 5 hosts that are not yours, fonts and the gateway not counted; those two lines are mine, from the store I run. The platform, when the address is not WordPress, or WordPress without WooCommerce, and the numbers still read for what they are. Reads fine, when none of that is true.
What it does not do. It does not run Lighthouse, so there is no score and no largest paint here; PageSpeed Insights does that, thirty to sixty seconds a run, and it is worth running on the checkout as well as the homepage. It cannot see a plugin that ships nothing to the front of the site, so the count is a floor. It cannot read the fields of a checkout that a script draws after the page arrives, and it says so when that is what it found. A store is read at most once an hour by anyone and a read answers for a day, and one visitor gets ten reads a day, so nobody can use this page to hammer a store. Every read is written down: the host, the numbers, the verdict.